if i died would you start the facebook group?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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