If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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