Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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