He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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