she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
