Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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