If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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