YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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