In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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