Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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