Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i would punch a child for taco bell
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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