we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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