i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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