it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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