Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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