The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
only you would photoshop your dick
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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