I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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