I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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