white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
wow bdsm is so cute
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