I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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