real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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