he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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