I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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