i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
they need to just BURY HIM!
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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