Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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