No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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