Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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