Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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