I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
worst night to have a conscience
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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