she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
We need a shit load of segways right now
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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