Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
this will be a night to untag.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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