I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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