so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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