i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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