He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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