My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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