Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Randomize
