Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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