how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Is it penis luge time yet?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Randomize
