I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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