how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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