i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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