What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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