Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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