I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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