Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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