i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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