Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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