If that was your dad, he is hot
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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