weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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