She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
do nipples grow back?
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